I tell you what. Just to be clear, a lot of Valentine’s Day gift guides are uninteresting.

Now, searches for “gifts for him” and “gifts for her” aren’t necessarily dull. There are a number of very cute, original suggestions available that genuinely demonstrate your awareness of your partner’s requirements or wishes. But what if your spouse has more… basic needs? It’s quite antiquated to believe that engraved whisky decanters or jewellery in the shape of hearts represent the pinnacle of romance.

We need to face the facts and acknowledge that Valentine’s Day is a sex holiday. The most romantic thing you can do is to spice things up in the bedroom.

To discover the sexiest presents available, we combed the internet. There’s sure to be a present selection that fulfils their nether regions and their heart, whether your beau is into BDSM, toys, or is simply one of those individuals who gets turned on by food.

Before you go any further, we advise making sure that no conservative family members, children, or coworkers can see your screen. It’s up to you if you want to be the person buying vibrators at a Starbucks when there are just randos behind you if you’re in public.

We apologise in advance for the excessive use of the phrase “penetration.” No matter how pro-sex you are, that term is offensive.

Best if you want to fully commit. 

Why play it safe? It’s practically the extremely sexy version of the 12 Days of Christmas: a ten-piece “couple’s package” from Lovehoney that contains two vibrators, four cock rings, kegel balls, a penis stroker, anal beads, and a butt plug. Additionally, all of these toys are waterproof and rechargeable, so you won’t need to worry about having extra batteries on hand or avoiding a relaxing bath.  

The world’s most popular sex toy has been further enhanced with the vibratore luscious remote control vibrator. The rod is firmer and creates a C-curve that hugs the body to amplify the feelings, and the Bluetooth antenna has been redesigned for better and more robust communication. Then there is the duration: the new Lush 3’s battery has been enhanced over the previous model, enabling it to provide sensations for up to 5 hours of use.

The vibrating, remote-controlled egg is one of the sex toys that both women and couples adore. For instance, Lush 3 by Lovense is a vibrating egg that can be operated remotely via a smartphone or smartwatch and has a form intended to tingle the clitoris and G-spot. It only takes a tap on the app’s home page to trigger the egg at close range and engage in thrilling couple’s delight even at a distance.

You may customise vibratore lush and store them to share with your partner and the community using Vibratore Lush. You can also set the sex toy to vibrate in time with music, your voice, or ambient noises.